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CoonAss2500
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Joined: 21 January 2009 Location: Houston Online Status: Offline Posts: 1371 |
![]() Topic: From GLAAD to GD07Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:10pm |
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Brad,
In your honor, GLAAD has anonymously purchased a duck call for you. I got the word from a lobbyist friend of mine working against the organization to combat the HOMOSEXUAL education movement in our schools. Apparently he caught wind of this, through his contact and decided to bring me in the loop.
Would you like to explain why GLAAD purchased this for you, and why they nicknamed it "The Rainbow Duck Smoker"???
![]() A beautiful call for sure, but why is GLAAD sponsoring you these days??? I doubt their involvement in waterfowl hunting is going to be very well recieved.
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:13pm |
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Ummmmmmm......uhhhhhhhhhh.......errrrrrrrrrr.....
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"If you don't love America....then why don't you get the hell out!"
John Rich "Fishing and hunting is not a matter of life or death, it's more serious than that." -Anonymous |
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:13pm |
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Joe B
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:21pm |
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baaaahaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
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JB Custom Calls
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:23pm |
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OK, I'm back. I had to go take a Bobby and whipe my Briscoe.
Now Bobby, I didn't even know what GLAAD stood for and had to look it up. After doing so, I feel the fact that you would know what GLAAD stands for has put a huge strain on our friendship because of your ties with the homosexual organization.
FYI, Joe just filled me in on a trade secret and I can only say so much, but he said an anonymous male by the name of BOBBY BOWDON placed an order for 15 of these here rainbow calls that vibrate. So, WHAT'S REALLY GOIN ON?!?!?!?!?!
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"If you don't love America....then why don't you get the hell out!"
John Rich "Fishing and hunting is not a matter of life or death, it's more serious than that." -Anonymous |
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KappaDave
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Joined: 06 September 2004 Location: Zimbabwe Online Status: Offline Posts: 6489 |
![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:23pm |
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AAYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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milkfisher
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Senior Antagonizerist Joined: 24 April 2004 Location: United States Online Status: Online Posts: -5185 |
![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:24pm |
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This thread makes me raugh......
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TEAM OUTLAW
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:31pm |
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Fixed it for ya. Let's not lie here.
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:32pm |
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That call looks like it has a pretty nice "INSERT"
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"If you don't love America....then why don't you get the hell out!"
John Rich "Fishing and hunting is not a matter of life or death, it's more serious than that." -Anonymous |
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:34pm |
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So its true!?!?!?!?!?!
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:35pm |
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Why don't you tell me Bobby. I mean after all you didn't get that name STUCKEY for nothin!!!
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"If you don't love America....then why don't you get the hell out!"
John Rich "Fishing and hunting is not a matter of life or death, it's more serious than that." -Anonymous |
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:36pm |
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I got stuck in a boat on the water. Not ANYWHERE else.
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Joe B
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:36pm |
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wilson...you'll have to hand operate this one...no batteries
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:38pm |
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That aint what I heard. Joe said you wanted a 2" insert so it would remind you of Ducknut!
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"If you don't love America....then why don't you get the hell out!"
John Rich "Fishing and hunting is not a matter of life or death, it's more serious than that." -Anonymous |
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:39pm |
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No worries, I heard he's got Parkinson's settin in...
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Joe B
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:41pm |
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JB Custom Calls
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Joe B
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:44pm |
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this is gettin better by the minute!!
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playaxplorer
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:46pm |
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Man that looks more like an instrument a roommate of mine had..... always smelled like smoldering rope
Then again, Bobby does like to play in the "mud"
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"LIBERTY is putting up with other people's crap with which you disagree, so they will tolerate your crap with which they disagree." Me-
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:49pm |
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Hey, that's just a nervous twitch arsehat! I was always told to go with whatever works!
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"If you don't love America....then why don't you get the hell out!"
John Rich "Fishing and hunting is not a matter of life or death, it's more serious than that." -Anonymous |
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:50pm |
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That was sand not mud, douchebag.
And I think you're referring to the smell of a "burnt cow horn"....
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:57pm |
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Here is a picture of Bobby stuck in Mud Cut showing Curt his hind end and asking him for a favor.....
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:02pm |
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This is no longer funny.
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:03pm |
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I figured that would shut you up!
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"If you don't love America....then why don't you get the hell out!"
John Rich "Fishing and hunting is not a matter of life or death, it's more serious than that." -Anonymous |
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:05pm |
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Better to stuck in Mud Cut as a straight man, than... Well nevermind.
And I DAYUM SURE DON'T HAVE GLAAD BUYING ME GIFTS!
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Joe B
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:07pm |
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yes it is...it really is!!...man I thought that picture had disappeared!...you two genius' are makin my eyes water and my ribs hurt!!! it's daum funny watchin you two go at each other
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JB Custom Calls
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:08pm |
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Even if I did recieve a "gift" which I didn't, I would think that would be WAY better than going out and buying one for self gratification, which you did......
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"If you don't love America....then why don't you get the hell out!"
John Rich "Fishing and hunting is not a matter of life or death, it's more serious than that." -Anonymous |
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:10pm |
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It was for Mysti! I swear!
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Joe B
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:11pm |
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that ain't quite true...he bought 8 of em...if you gonna tell the story, get it right!
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CoonAss2500
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:12pm |
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Joe, put the "call" away! That's Brad's!
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GDO7
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![]() Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:12pm |
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Briscoe: Hey...who is that dude stuck in Mud Cut over there?
Wilson: Oh that's ol Bowdon aka STUCKEY.
Briscoe: How do you know Wilson? Are your eyes that good?
Wilson: Hell no, I can see a rainbow colored JB Custom Call sticking out of his arse!!! It must be a single reed open water because you can hear the dang thing from a mile away!!!
Briscoe: Wilson, you are a smart SOB! I wish I could be like you when i grow up!
Wilson: In time young grasshopper, in time. But you have a LOOOOOOONG way to go!!!
Briscoe: Indeed I do sir!!! Edited by GDO7 - 08 March 2010 at 9:13pm |
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