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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Topic: From GLAAD to GD07
    Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:10pm
Brad,
In your honor, GLAAD has anonymously purchased a duck call for you. I got the word from a lobbyist friend of mine working against the organization to combat the HOMOSEXUAL education movement in our schools. Apparently he caught wind of this, through his contact and decided to bring me in the loop.
 
Would you like to explain why GLAAD purchased this for you, and why they nicknamed it "The Rainbow Duck Smoker"???Confused
 
 
A beautiful call for sure, but why is GLAAD sponsoring you these days??? I doubt their involvement in waterfowl hunting is going to be very well recieved.
 
 


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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:13pm
Ummmmmmm......uhhhhhhhhhh.......errrrrrrrrrr.....
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:13pm
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Quote Joe B Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:21pm
baaaahaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:23pm
OK, I'm back.  I had to go take a Bobby and whipe my Briscoe.
 
Now Bobby, I didn't even know what GLAAD stood for and had to look it up.  After doing so, I feel the fact that you would know what GLAAD stands for has put a huge strain on our friendship because of your ties with the homosexual organization.
 
FYI, Joe just filled me in on a trade secret and I can only say so much, but he said an anonymous male by the name of BOBBY BOWDON placed an order for 15 of these here rainbow calls that vibrate.  So, WHAT'S REALLY GOIN ON?!?!?!?!?!
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Quote KappaDave Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:23pm
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Quote milkfisher Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:24pm
This thread makes me raugh......
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:31pm
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OK, I'm back.  I had to go take a GLAAD internet course staying safe. Embarrassed 
 
Now Bobby, I didn't even know what GLAAD stood for and had to look it up, because I never watch the news.
 
 
 
Fixed it for ya. Let's not lie here. ThumbsUp
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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:32pm
That call looks like it has a pretty nice "INSERT" LOL
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:34pm
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That call looks like it has a pretty nice "INSERT" LOL
 
So its true!?!?!?!?!?! LOL
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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:35pm
Why don't you tell me Bobby.  I mean after all you didn't get that name STUCKEY for nothin!!!
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:36pm
I got stuck in a boat on the water. Not ANYWHERE else. LOL
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Quote Joe B Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:36pm
wilson...you'll have to hand operate this one...no batteriesLOL
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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:38pm
That aint what I heard.  Joe said you wanted a 2" insert so it would remind you of Ducknut!
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:39pm
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wilson...you'll have to hand operate this one...no batteriesLOL
 
No worries, I heard he's got Parkinson's settin in... LOL
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Quote Joe B Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:41pm
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That aint what I heard.  Joe said you wanted a 2" insert so it would remind you of Ducknut!
 
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Quote Joe B Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:44pm
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wilson...you'll have to hand operate this one...no batteriesLOL
 
No worries, I heard he's got Parkinson's settin in... LOL
 
this is gettin better by the minute!!LOLLOLLOL
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Quote playaxplorer Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:46pm
Man that looks more like an instrument a roommate of mine had.....  always smelled like smoldering rope Nutz
 
Then again, Bobby does like to play in the "mud"
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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:49pm
Originally posted by CoonAss2500

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wilson...you'll have to hand operate this one...no batteriesLOL
 
No worries, I heard he's got Parkinson's settin in... LOL
 
Hey, that's just a nervous twitch arsehat!  I was always told to go with whatever works! LOL
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:50pm
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Man that looks more like an instrument a roommate of mine had.....  always smelled like smoldering rope Nutz
 
Then again, Bobby does like to play in the "mud"
 
That was sand not mud, douchebag.
 
And I think you're referring to the smell of a "burnt cow horn"....LOL
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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 8:57pm
Here is a picture of Bobby stuck in Mud Cut showing Curt his hind end and asking him for a favor.....
 
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:02pm
This is no longer funny.
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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:03pm
I figured that would shut you up!
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:05pm
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I figured that would shut you up!
 
Better to stuck in Mud Cut as a straight man, than... Well nevermind. RollEyes
 
And I DAYUM SURE DON'T HAVE GLAAD BUYING ME GIFTS!
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Quote Joe B Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:07pm

yes it is...it really is!!...man I thought that picture had disappeared!...you two genius' are makin my eyes water and my ribs hurt!!!

it's daum funny watchin you two go at each other
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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:08pm
Even if I did recieve a "gift" which I didn't, I would think that would be WAY better than going out and buying one for self gratification, which you did......
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:10pm
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Even if I did recieve a "gift" which I didn't, I would think that would be WAY better than going out and buying one for self gratification, which you did......
 
It was for Mysti! I swear!
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Quote Joe B Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:11pm
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Even if I did recieve a "gift" which I didn't, I would think that would be WAY better than going out and buying one for self gratification, which you did......
 
that ain't quite true...he bought 8 of em...if you gonna tell the story, get it right!
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Quote CoonAss2500 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:12pm
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makin my eyes water and my ribs hurt!!!

 
Joe, put the "call" away! That's Brad's!
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Quote GDO7 Replybullet Posted: 08 March 2010 at 9:12pm
Briscoe: Hey...who is that dude stuck in Mud Cut over there?
 
Wilson: Oh that's ol Bowdon aka STUCKEY.
 
Briscoe: How do you know Wilson?  Are your eyes that good?
 
Wilson: Hell no, I can see a rainbow colored JB Custom Call sticking out of his arse!!!  It must be a single reed open water because you can hear the dang thing from a mile away!!!
 
Briscoe: Wilson, you are a smart SOB!  I wish I could be like you when i grow up!
 
Wilson: In time young grasshopper, in time.  But you have a LOOOOOOONG way to go!!!
 
Briscoe: Indeed I do sir!!!


Edited by GDO7 - 08 March 2010 at 9:13pm
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